Double Standard
There is a badass marine named Saron. He has an intimate relationship with Julia Roberts. They are very close. Saron likes Julia. One day he decides she’s just not what he’s looking for. He breaks up with Julia. Julia feels betrayed. She says, “how can you do this to me? Why’re you hurting me? Please take me back”. But Saron won’t budge. He says “No, I don’t want you Julia”. Julia can’t get past the break up. Every day she follows Saron. Every day she calls him. At first Saron turns a blind eye to her behaviour. But finally, he can’t ignore it anymore. He yells at Julia and says, “I won’t bow to this pressure, I won’t take you back, so leave me alone!”. Julia asks, “do you have another girl friend?”. He says, “yes, I’m dating Hillary Clinton now. She is rich and very powerful”. “Really? Wow, I like her, I’m going to vote for her”, says Julia. She says, “I still feel little uneasy, but if your dating Hillary I guess it’s OK. Julia smiles and walks away. As she leaves she yells, “so, is Bill free for dating?”
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